Todays wistful career change decision: Bondafide Hustler. I grind. I gets my paper. Know what I mean?

Todays wistful career change decision: Columbian Drug Lord. I’m not columbian, but I’d look great with a ponytail and the white Armani suit.

Today’s wistful career change decision: life coach. I’ve had like 35 years of practice.

Todays wistful career change decision: kryptonian overlord and conqueror. KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE MAV!

Todays wistful career change decision:professional protestor. Dirty Hippies are too unreliable. For the right price I’ll riot for any cause!

Todays wistful career change decision:Exec.Director Supreme Headquarters International Espionage Law-Enforcement Division. Need an eye patch

Today’s wistful career change decision: professional bully. How much milk money do I have to steal to pay my mortgage?

Todays wistful career change decision:Professional Shopper. I think I can really do this one. Give me your visa and a list and I mark up 10%

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision:Lobbyist for hire. Prochoice, Prolife, Pro pot/hooker legaliaztion. Anti. How much money do you have?

Today’s wistful career change decision: surf bum. Ok, I don’t actually know how to surf, but I look great in a wet suit.

Today’s wistful career change decision:Conductor inthat midnight train to Georgia. Going back to fin a simpler place and time.

Todays wistful career change decision:Robotech Pilot-Only I’ll let Minmei die and save me lots of trouble. Ok I save her once just to hit it

Today’s wistful career change decision:The next dread pirate Roberts-Theres lots of people I’d like to fight to the pain http://bit.ly/gEjML

Today’s wistful career change decision: Kungfu street pimp. I need six sexy ladies who know how to fight and a big hat.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Sorcerer Supreme-I need a cauldron, a chicken leg & a virgin to sacrifice to Domammu(yeah that’s it)