Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Prophet of Rage. You know, because I’m quite hostile and my people are being persecuted.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: The World’s Greatest Spokesperson in the World. Because I want to be the best. And a blue phone.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Kryptonian General and Conqueror. Come! Kneel before Mav!

Today’s NOT Wistful Career Change Reality: Unemployed.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: The Human Target. I really wish I had changed my name to Chance Maverick.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Porn star! Is there a niche fetish market for aging, short black guys with bad knees?

Haven’t done a “today’s wistful career change decision” post in a while because I have no ideas. So, what should I be when I grow up?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Satan Claus-Cool enough to make me pimp someone elses strip. Pimpin’ Ain’t easy! http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3389SinfestAll contents © copyright 2008 by Tatsuya Ishida/Museworks. No duplication, reproduction, or reprinting of Sinfest strips and/or related characters allowed without written permission from the author/publisher.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: The New Godfather of Soul. I start on the 25th. 3 years is too long for the world to be without one.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: The lyrical Jessie James! So Please stay off my back, or I will attack and you don’t want that!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Mirror Holder for Morris Day and the Mothafuckin’ Time. Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hip Hop Mogul. 1st I go 42x platinum. Then I get to bang Beyonce & Rihanna. And probably Alicia Keys.

Todays wistful career change decision: The new Pied Piper of R&B! But like, without the peeing on teenaged girls part. Bounce Bounce Bounce

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Media Assassin. Don’t believe the hype.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Grifter. What should I practice first? Three Card Monte or my Nigerian Prince scam?