Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: EGOT winner. Whoopi Goldberg I’m coming for you like a real life Tracy Jordan.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: @isaiahmustafa. The reasons should be just as obvious as why I wanted to be MechaGodzilla.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Best Sound Mixer, Animated Short Foreign Language Documentary Based on Previously Published Material

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: MechaGodzilla! Honestly, I think this one is just self-explanatory.

Today’s Wistful Career Change decision: Someone who gets to sleep in. I don’t care what the job is. I just want to sleep past 9.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Island Volcano God. Someone want to throw a virgin or two at my mouth?

Todays wistful career change decision: The New Slim Shady. I can be a short, bitter dude with anger issues! What? I need rap skills? Dammit!

Todays wistful career change decision: President of Egypt. I know it looks bad at *this* moment, but I’ve had worse gigs.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Scourge of the Underworld. JUSTICE IS SERVED! (if you get this you’re a real geek)

Today’s wistful career change decision: Juggernaut! Cain Marko or 8th avatar of Vishnu. Either would be cool.

Today’s wistful career change decision(Haven’t done one in a while): Pimp. Not just for the bitches. I also want the hat!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Kingpin of Crime! Good Money. Office with a view. Eat anything I want. Sign me up!

Today’s wistful career change decision: Intergalactic Conqueror. Who wants to sponsor me with a starship and a death ray?

Today’s wistful career change decision: Iron Man. Someone kidnap me and make me build a bio organic power source to survive.

Todays wistful career change decision: Chain gang. Don’t want to be a convict, but I do want to sing the song while swinging a pickaxe