Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Clown Prince of Crime. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Faceman. I need a colonel, a pilot and a demolitions expert to partner up with.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Gentleman Gaga. I’ll talk nonsense, have bad fashion, steal Prince’s act and have rumors I’m a chick.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Highschool punk in Saturday detention. Don’t you forget about me… Don’t Don’t Don’t you

Todays Wistful Career Change: Pusher. Don’t know where to get a key but I know where to get an LP. I’m yo mama, I’m yo daddy, I’m that n…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Tent Evangelist. Get me a shiny suit so I can heal people. If it fails I’ll become a Motown singer.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Method Actor Body Double. I specialize in love scenes. I do full frontal but I’m banging your costar

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Highly productive philanthropic member of an altruistic society. What? It’s April Fools day? Oh well.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Surfer. Hula Dancer. Hell, Garbage Man. So long as it’s in Hawaii and warm.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Cmdr of All Girl Secret Agent Team. Kill Mavs Suckerpunching Danger Angels is now taking applications

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Genetic Engineer. I’ll only clone horny 6ft blondes, with DD boobs & legs up to here. And also beef.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The Situation. I can already be a douche. I just need 12 more abs and a shitty haircut.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Musical Youth. Pass the Dutchie on the lefthand side. How does it feel when you got no food?