Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Muffin man. The muffin man. The muffin man. Anyone have a deal on some real estate in Drury lane?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Cog in the DNC or GOP spin machine. For either side, today would be a hella fun day.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The 12th Doctor. And can I have Billie Piper back as my companion? She can stay Belle Du Jour though.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Justified Ancient of MuMu. And I drive an ice cream van.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Leader of the Pep Squad. What? I’m peppy goddammit! Fuck you!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Fall Guy. Stuntman by day Bountyhunter by night. Any job is cooler when you add Bountyhunter by Night

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Ice Road Trucker. But like maybe I could do it in Tahiti or something?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hotstepper. Murderer. Lyrical Gangsta. Still love you like that. (No, we don’t die. Yes, we multiply)

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Carpetbagger. Need a mayor? Senator? Governor? I have experience in finance, law & coke whores.

So would it be cool if I turned the wistful career change decisions into a one panel comicstrip series?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Big Twan Love-Her. I hit skins for the hell of it, for the yell I get, mm-mm-mmm for the smell of it.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Tax Accountant. But I mean just today. If you’re a tax accountant TODAY, it’s probably pretty easy.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Porn star. Just call me Long Dong Silver. And later maybe I’ll be a Supreme Court Justice.

Todays wistful career reality: comic book writer. If you’re in Pittsburgh come to the @cosmichellcats booth at Pittsburgh Comicon.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: New Jack Swing record producer. Jammmmm! ohhhhh jammmm… Ted D jam for me….