Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Organ Grinder. Think about it. You get to sit outside, play music AND YOU GET A MONKEY!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hippie. Get me some weed, a tiedye shirt and a Grateful Dead album. Find me a tree and I’ll hug it!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Congressman. I hear they get all the chicks. First step… who wants to start a twitter-sexting?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Desperado. When will I come to my senses? I’ve been out riding fences for so long now.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Leader of black militant rap group. now hiring: silent DJ, hype man(must have own clock) & five S1Ws

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Olympic Gold Medalist. Anyone have an idea for a sport I can win with no real skill?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Old Skool Breakdancer. I need some baggy pants, a painters cap, and a cardboard box. Gimme a beat!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Conductor on that Midnight Train. We only have 3 stops. Georgia, South Detroit and N! E! Wheeeerrrre!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. You know, at least for the year, til I meet my untimely end.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: MythBuster! For my first myth I have this theory on female orgasms. Who wants to be my test subject?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Auto Mechanic. aka shakedown artist. Am I bitter? Of course not.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The New Oprah. The world has a vacuum. It needs to be filled. Who wants to be my first guest?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality Star. Now do I want to live on an island for 40 days or is it easier to just have 8 kids?

Todays Wistful Hobby Decision: Competitive Planker. Hobby, not career because I’d hate to lose my amateur status before the 2012 olympics.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pinky Model. I don’t think I can make it as a hand model. But I can corner the market on pinkies.