Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Arbiter of truth. Now, no one has to guess on politicals. just ask me & I’ll tell you how to feel.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Christopher “Dice” Maverick. Hickory Dickory Dock. Fuck You!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Howling Commando. Failing that, maybe I could get a gig driving the haunted tank.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Veritech Leader, Vermillion Squadron. Only I’ll drop Minmei on episode 1 and save us a lot of trouble

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Microphone Fiend. I’m in E. F. F. E. C. T. A smooth operator, operating correctly.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Film Critic. Is there a market for longwinded pretentious deconstructionist reviews of action movies?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Motown singer. Need 4 guys who like sparkly suits & can do a nice little sidestep handwave thing.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Keymaster. Where’s the Gatekeeper. Lets make this thing happen.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: A black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks. Can you dig it? You damn right.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: DeathEater. Not as bad as it sounds. 3wks vacation, 401K & Voldemort has a great stock option plan.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Daydream Believer. Also, a homecoming queen.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: See that big rig out there? I’m DRIVING IT!!!!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Human Canonball. I think I pretty much just have to sit there. The other guy does all the work.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Hermit. Hermits don’t have meetings do they? Certainly not all day ones.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Inspiring Teacher. Like in Stand and Deliver. But with a Joe Clark attitude & a Coolio soundtrack.