Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Patron Saint of Sinners. Who’s laughing now, Billy Joel!?!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Olympic Curler. It’s the sport of kings, you know. Kings Dammit!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Frontiersman. Chris Maverick was a man. Was a big man, but the bear— uh, ok… maybe not.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Insurance Actuary. Nevermind, that sounds boring. I guess I’ll just pick rockstar.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Horror movie villain. I’m thinking like a cross between Freddy, Jason, Ghostface & Jaws. Mostly Jaws.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: C’ris M’averik:Martian Manhunter. I’m not even really a J’onn J’onzz fan. I just like the sound of it

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Trophy Husband. Who wants to shower me with presents & give me a black card? I put out on Tuesdays.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Tony Horton’s personal P90X trainer. Because I just started again this week. And Payback is a bitch!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Dikembe Mutombo. Just because “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” is the greatest quote ever.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Tried last night. Sat outside from 12-1am & not a single damn cow came by. Maybe harder than I thought

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: JetsetterMan! The superhero immune to jet lag. Oh god, just fucking kill me now… zzzzzzzzz…..

Today’s wistful career change decision: professional poker player. Starting 8 hours from now.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Sovereign Nation Loan Shark. I have a hot tip that there’s about to be a lot of money in that.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: One Man Army Corps. Mostly for the stylish haircut.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Michael Bay hero. I need a sidekick to stand in slowmo with as the camera circlezs & shit gets real.