Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Street Samurai. Time to chop off the old meat arms, yup yup.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Cartoon Roadrunner. Meep Meep.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Boy Genius. The Man We All Know and Love. What’s my name again? Just call me Kwame.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Prospector. Who wants to head west and pan for gold with me? I’m thinking on the beach in LA.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality TV Star. I think I want to call the show “Mav vs. Wild”

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Master of Puppets. Blinded by me you can’t see a thing. Just call my name cuz I’ll hear you scream

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Host of all-black, cable-tv, stand-up comedy show. Are y’all ready — For the next — CO-ME-DI-AN?!?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Witch Doctor. Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang walla wall bing bang!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: 1 Man Flash Mob. My first performance was here in my cube at work. Went off on schedule & I rocked it

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Bad Bad Leroy Brown. Or Mack the Knife. Keep going back & forth. Just read both lyrics. I have issues

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The Fist of Khonshu. If you get this one, you are entirely too geeky.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hurricane Wave surfer. I’ve never actually surfed before, but really… how hard could it be?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Certified Public Accountant. What? The world needs CPAs. Do all of these have to be funny?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Revenge Gigolo. Hubby is cheating & you want revenge sex? Call me! All major credit cards accepted!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Solid. Solid as a Rock. Hmmm… Maverick and Simpson, kinda has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?