Today’s wistful career change decision: morning person. Actually, fuck that! Can I just go back to bed?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision. Something without travel. I’m getting too old for this shit… yawn…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Parliament Bass Player. I don’t know how to play but I love the outfits. Awwww Funky Funky now!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Green Power Ranger. You know, for the star of a kids show, that dude gets some quality poontang.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: New age religious cult leader. Who wants to be a Mavologist? Mavtian? Mavi Krishna?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Faithless preacher and mean motherfuckin servant of god. And truck driver. These are my friends.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Barber of Seville.Or Fleet Street. Or Bed-Stuy. Or maybe I’ll just do the Brutus Beefcake thing.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Just a gigolo! Cuz everywhere I go…. Life goes on without me.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Sky diver. I’m practicing by jumping off my desk. I think I have it down.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Rogue teacher that believes in deadbeat kids & helps them pass the state board with Coolio soundtrack

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY! BABABOOEY!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Used Car Salesman-If you can find better prices than Mav’s Discount Car emporium I’ll fuck your wife!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Rap guest vocalist. But I’ll just jump in to throw in a catch phrase like Lil Jon & TPain. Yeah!!!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: College school basketball star who gets to fuck a future presidential hopeful. God I love this story.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: SciFi Movie extra with that ONE line. You know the guy who feeds a setup to Grand Moff Tarkin?