Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Gun-toting, whip-wielding archaeologist. Also, I look good in a hat.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Outback Crocodile Hunter. That’s not a knife. This is a knife!

Today’s wistful career change decision: that guy from Hung. I mean come on… That’s a good gig.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Self-treating back pain physician. Ow Ow Ow Fucking Ow…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Crimesolving Teen Cartoon Detective. Not a lame one with a talking pet. A cool one with a band!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: the most interesting man in the world. If anyone lives vicariously through himself it’s me.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: any job where at the end of the day @SamuelLJackson asks me to join the Avengers Initiative

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Kool Aid Man. Ohhhh yeah! Or is that Machoman Randy Savage? Either one would be cool.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Experimental Evolutionary Biologist. I’m going to need 12 brave volunteers and an island.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Mattress QATester. Quality not assured til I’ve had 1 hr of sex & 3 of sleep on each unit.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Jackson 5 tribute band guitarist. Really I just want to wear the hat.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Alex Vanderpool. ♪ ♬ DumDumDum-Dada-DumDumDum-Dada-diyayiyadada-dumdada-dumdadada! ♫ ♬

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Explorer of previously discovered lands. Next week I set sail fro France (and end up in Michigan).

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Underwater Matador. I’mexperimenting with creating my own things. I think this one could be big.

Todays wistful career change decision: Thundercat. HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!