Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:CTU Agent.Now to kick my heroin addiction, get accused of treason & save the president before midnight

Today’s wistful career change decision: Jammmm. Oh Jammm. Teddy jams for me. Stay tuned for a message from the godfather.

Today’s wistful career change decision: hating LL and carrying a big knife. (ok. Only like 5 people will get this one)

Todays wistful career change decision: anything in Florida. God, it’s cold today.

Today’s wistful career change decision: guy who took the blue pill. I swear. Someone plug be back the fuck in.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hibachi chef. Mostly because @thwomp just mentioned that I should be and now I want to eat some.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Mā’v al Ghul. League of Assassins tryouts will begin this Saturday at noon.

Todays Wistful Career Change:Saint of Killers. Or Jesse Custer, Cassidy or Tulip. Hell even Arseface. Pretty much all of Preacher kicked ass

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Credit Card Company. Limited Time Only: Special 197% intro APR rate & I get to fuck you in the ass!

Today’s wistful career change decision: master of the pan electric pan flute. I wonder if I can hook up a reverb pedal and a whammy bar.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Twitter prop comedian. Look at this! Hmmm, ok, maybe it loses something in the medium.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: I’ve always wanted to slay a dragon. Anyone have a virgin we can chain to a rock to attract one?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Bathroom Attendant. Not sure why this even exists. But it looks like easy money, except for the smell

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Mr. LoverLover! Oh. I’m a lyrical lover no take me for filth. A sexual physique ya know me well built

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Lead Singer in a Morris Day and The Muthafuckin Time tribute band. Who wants to be my Jerome?