Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Fear Factor champion. There’s something you don’t know about me, Joe Rogen. I smoke rock.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pilot of War Rocket Ajax.Because like it’s never going to get there unmanned.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: NFL Backup Long Snapper. Get to travel with the team, paid league minimum and mostly never work. .

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Junk Yard owner. Of course I’d just spend all my time wishing I owned the Maverick Arms hotel.

Todays wistful career change decision: spiritual leader. That Dali Lama has a fucking awesome gig! Pope too. How do I get in on that racket?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Someone without a stomach flu. Blah.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: collector of aluminum cans. Think about it. There’s no salary cap. I can make millions!

Today’s wistful career change decision: Pro-bull rider. It’s a great job! You basically work 30secs a day… I mean there are risks…

Today’s wistful career change decision: pro surfer. I wonder where I can catch the big waves… In Pittsburgh.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Really, I just like saying the word. Plus, I get to bleed people with leeches. How cool is that?!?!

I want my own wistful career change decision reality show. Each week I take a new weird job & reduce it to sex, jokes and bitter wisecracks.

Today’s wistful career change decision: drill sergeant. Mostly I just want to yell and call people maggot like Sgt. Slaughter.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Punkin Chunker. http://t.co/VcBQjHT7 Ok… I might be a redneck.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!! In tiddlywinks.