Today’s wistful career change decision: ridiculously lucky football QB with a hook that makes me an Internet meme. But still has sex.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Magic-powered biker with heart of gold who waterski jumps over sharks. Or Potsie. Potsie rocked!

Today’s wistful career change decision: Colonel in charge of escaped court martialed crack commando soldier of fortune unit. I need an April

Today’s wistful career change decision: honestly, I’ll pick up garbage along te road, so long as its in the tropics.

Today’s wistful career change decision: founder of a pyramid scheme. You want one too? PayPal me $20 an I’ll tell you how.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: I wish I was like 6’9 so I could get with Leoshi. Cuz she don’t know me but she’s really fine.

Today’s wistful career change decision: actually, I’m literally the only person in my floor who came in today. This is kinda nice.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Santa Claus! Wok one day a year, eat all you want, don’t have to shave. Plus hot elf on elf action.

Today’s wistful career change decision: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad. Buy all the things I never had.

Today’s wistful career change decision: Fairytale prince. Why should that Charming asshole get all the tail.

Today’s wistful career change decision: that robot man guy from the chappelle show. Cuz I still remember him and laugh all these years later

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Generalissimo Dear Beloved Most Exalted Supreme Leader. I have your gratitude.

Todays wistful career change decision: bare knuckle boxer. Only I’m gonna be all intellectual & call myself a pugilist! Like Charlie Bowdre.

Todays wistful career change decision: afternoon tweeter. Cuz obviously I couldn’t be bothered to post this earlier. I even slack at twitter

Today’s wistful career change decision: Iron Chef Soulfood. Today’s theme ingredient: Hamhock!