Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Ya know. It’s my last day at this job. So really. Why bother?

Today’s wistful career change decision: Liam Neeson, in pretty much any movie ever.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Rollin’ in my ’64! Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride. Damn right it was a good day.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Good ol boy Never meanin no harm beat all ya’ever saw in trouble with the law since the day I was born

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pizza Delivery Guy exclusively to 1970s sorority houses. Did you order a pie with extra… SAUSAGE?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: That guy who gets his salsa from New York City. NEW YORK CITY!?!?!

Today’s wistful career change decision: Pulp Hero! Tales to Bewilder. The Pusle-Pounding Hard-Hitting Two-Fisted Adventures of Doc Maverick!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Digital Age Paperboy. For a small fee I come by your house every morning & throw your iPad at the door

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: New lead singer of Digital Underground. That’s right Samoans. Get ready. Its almost your time again.

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Founder of Internet II. Just think, no blackouts, no regulations, no bullshit. Put me in charge!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Foss. Jazz Hands!!!

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Tribute in the Hunger Games. I could be 18, right? No? Ok, are they doing Running Man yet?

Today’s wistful career change decision: Camp Crystal Lake slasher. Because really if you go there at this point, you deserve to die.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Quality Assurance Analyst in a scotch distillery. We can’t be shipping bad scotch can we?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Phone Ho Pimp. Where’s my $2.99/min, bitch?! Don’t you know I’ll *69 yo’ass!?!