I’m gonna digitally “dehance” StarWars. Make Jabba in Jedi a short fat dude & make Han shoot the Deathstar before it blows up Alderaan.

Whole new photo set up on my photography page. Let me know what you think. (not totally safe for work) http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150534537860091.425606.378292245090&type=1

Meaningless comment to anyone but my family. But I’m kinda in the mood for some gumbo.

Dear Santa: I was good this year. Please bring me a bottle of 50yr scotch, a blonde,brunette & redhead with loose morals & a RedRider bb gun

I think all political arguments can be summarized thus: You’re either Team Edward or Team Jacob. And either way Bella is gonna fuck you over

There, that’s better. It’s not Christmas until “it’s Christmas time in Hollis, Queens! Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens!”

Todays Maverick Wisdom: There’s two types of bridges in this world, Those you don’t want to burn and those you torch half way across.

Frankly, I’ll take a bottle in front of me OR a frontal lobotomy.

Hmm, post-3PM on Wed. before Xmas appears to effectively be post-3pm on a Friday. Time to pump some Long beach in this motherfuckin house!!!

James Harrison is my fucking hero: RT @jharrison9292: If I cant play then can’t nobody play… Lights out!”