by mav • February 5, 2012 • 0 Comments

Woah! @CeeLoGreen has a supervillain “stroking cat” #theVoice

Superbowl kickoff in 6 hours.Just this once, it’s probably ok to love the game and hate the player. Tom Brady I’m looking at you.

Chris Maverick shared Lisa Gayle Bucket Johnson’s photo.

bwahahahahah!!!!

Dammit! @AdrianneCurry says i can’t be famous because I don’t have boobs: http://t.co/2SrApamt

Ow…. #P90X

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Professional Scramble with Friends Player. It may be the one thing that gives my life meaning.

Anyone interested in getting together this weekend and rooting against the Patriots?

Ok, yeah… now I want to do sidewalk art.

1st P90X workout in 6 months. Officially lost my ability to “BRING IT!” I’m laying on my living room floor. Someone please come shoot me.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Oops, there’s my shadow. Maybe I’ll look for one in six weeks.

Things you learn playing “Scramble With Friends”: PENIS is a word. CLIT is not. The insinuations here are endless.

first @rileysteele and now @AdrianneCurry. Internet babes love to retweet me. http://t.co/2Z3tItVU

I wasn’t going to have a wistful career change decision today, but in memory of Doc Corneilias, I want to conduct the SOOOOUL TRAIINNNNNN!!!

This is from a couple days ago, but I maintain that “Unga Bunga Boom!” is the best line of dialogue I’ve ever written. http://t.co/IV04trP2

Dear kids in my neighborhood:Next time I see you play “lay down & roll” in the middle of our street I take that as an invite to run you over