Apple, Apple, lama sabachthani?

Dear asshole trucker behind me:Its a traffic jam. The 537 people in front of us aren’t parked here just to goofoff. Lay off the fucking horn

Mission Complete! Good Job, Agent Maverick!Lead a team of heroes to keep New York safe from a mysterious threat and save the world from villains in the newest Facebook RPG.

Mission Complete! Good Job, Agent Maverick!Lead a team of heroes to keep New York safe from a mysterious threat and save the world from villains in the newest Facebook RPG.

Everytime I have a computer problem I think “Ughrar, the caveman who invented fire, should have been stoned as a witch!”

Today’s Bonus Career Change Decision: 140Character Rap Group with @megabee. We only perform on Twitter. Who else wants in?

ok… this is awesome… (mostly for H. Jameel Al Khafiz)