Dear @subway in cranberry. Maybe 2 employees is not enough to cover the out the door lunch rush. Just sayin’

Dear hot girl standing on the corner near this light in a sundress that doesn’t really contain your ample bosom: “Thank you.”

For fucks sake Romney, how big an idiot can you be? “Hey NAACP, heres why you should like me better than the blackly!” http://t.co/f23DHopYSurprised? Romney Gets Booed At NAACP Convention“If you are looking for a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you’re looking at him.” This is what Mitt Romney…

teehee… I love the onion sometimes (& when I don’t I’d still bang it… just in a DTF FWB kinda way). http://t.co/OjSm3t9dhttp://t.co/OjSm3t9d

how the hell is it only 10:08? I could swear I’ve been at work 14 hours already! Who’s fucking with the space time continuum?

blah… so in MS Word, to insert a row into the table you have to right click OUTSIDE the table to get the contextual menu with insert in it. Near the table but outside. Right clicking INSIDE the table gives you a different contextual menu that doesn’t have it… … … … WHO THE FUCK…

I just invented something in my head. The iPad Trapper Keeper! I think I need to make a prototype and do a kickstarter.

Works for me.

Seriously, its entirely too fucking hot to have a shirt on today. Ladies, I don’t know how you do it. You all have my blessing to go topless