Ever have one of those moments where you’re sitting there and you feel like you need to watch a boat movie? I’m thinking Crimson Tide.

Watching an old episode of $25,000 Pyramid on GSN. Damn! @RealMarkiePost was hella bangable in an 80s.

I still have a couple fantasy football spots left. Any takers?

bwahahaha…. so one of my models/hellcats is named Chaste. Some holier-than-thou super religious type commented on an old pic of her I have of her on deviant art complaining that I didn’t know the meaning of the word chaste and I should read the poetry on his page so i could learn… His poetry is……

Don’t hate the player, hate the ga…. eh, never mind… go ahead and hate the player.

I love being at the cigarette store and the guy in front of you buys a glass pipe and two packs of rolling papers and no tobacco.

Hit the powerball last night. I’m $4 richer! I wanna pay people to do demeaning things Ted Dibiase style. Who’ll lick my boots for a nickel?

It is very disturbing when the 60+ year old cashier lady at Target asks you “want me to put a strap on for you?”

Ok, for 2016, I’m putting together an Olympic Marco Polo team! Gold medal or bust! Who’s in?

As far as I can tell rhythmic gymnastics is just a big ad for Haremgirls’Я’Us –Hey catch this ball between your legs while doing the splits!

Ok. Just ran 6.5 miles. Now I just have to run home. Yeah, this was a dumb idea.

i still have fantasy football spots open? let me know if you want in.