I’ve now completed 1 week of grad school without killing myself. To be fair, they did close architects leap (that joke only for CMU people)

I think I’m a superhero with the magic power to always choose the checkout line with the slowest cashier.

Dear idiot I almost hit, if you’re wearing headphones & don’t check for cars when you cross the street, Darwin says I can rub you over.

Grad student day2. Up all night reading St. Augustine. Hopefully I can be awake enough to enjoy my history of tv class starting now. Yawn

2.75 miles on the treadmill before the fire alarms in the building went off and they kicked us out. Yes, I am that damn hot.

First day of school. Should I be bringing an apple for the teacher or something? I forget how this works.

Prof assigns reading Canterbury Tales in middle or modern english. I chose middle. What’s wrong with me?

Fantasy Football Draft time… bring it on

News: “Many sportsfans around the world still shocked about the Lance Armstrong situation” Uh… yes, all 12 of them that follow cycling.

Steph just called GrandMaster Flash “Master P.” I’m not sure I can marry her anymore.

And today I get to go to CMU for my only mandatory day of orientation. I get a campus tour and everything. Gee, hope I don’t get lost.

Lance Armstrong is banned from cycling for life. If he looks at a tricycle a Frenchman pops out of the Barbie aisle & busts a cap in his ass

I like to believe that to this day @llcoolj still pays E Love to stand around the set of NCIS holding a boom box.