Yawn. Wayyyyy to early to be setting up for a comicon.

Whosoever holds this hammer, should he be worthy, shall posses the power of John Henry, a steel driving man. Why wasn’t I @TheRealStanLee

I wonder if I could make money selling Rosetta Stone software for conversational Pig Latin.

I miss Poker After Dark. Not sleeping was so much more fun before I was forced to watch Hoda and Kathie Lee.

Whoever said exercise gives you more energy is a filthy liar. I just want a nap.

I wonder if the Batman DVD has a deleted scene after the stadium’s destroyed with @mvp86hinesward leading a rogue cop team patrolling Gotham

I just ordered something on amazon and was charged tax. Stupid federal government. *sigh* How do I dump tea into a harbor over the internet?

Store Owners of America:In 20 years has even one minimum wage clerk busted a $5 bill counterfeit ring with their stupid yellow highlighters?

Also, how did I lose my shoes in my own house. I mean, I’m home, I didn’t come home barefoot. They must be here somewhere…

Dear CustomerServiceReps:even if theres nothing you can do, if your company fucks up part of your job is letting to me yell at you for 30min

Dammit! Amazon’s understanding of “Next Day Delivery” kinda leaves something to be desired.

I have the sniffles. I blame being a student again? Doesn’t everyone get sick from school? What’s next? Chicken Pox?