Ok, I thought @klout was kinda pointless and silly, but hey… they just sent me a steelers cap and terrible towel just for being me. score!

Oooh!!! First presidential debate tonight. Anyone want to he together for debate bingo?

And now its time to read medieval pornography. Yes, this is actually my homework. Yay grad school!

Trying to finish writing a paper due tomorrow & the bottle of bourbon my desk is whispering “drink me!” ok, this is the college I remember

Wahhh! I don’t wanna get up and go to school. You can’t make me. Wahhhhh!

Getting ready to run.

Almost race time. And it’s fucking cold. Lets go!

been reading all day and now my head hurts. Can I just bang the books on the top of my head and have the words sink it? It seems easier.

Writing a paper for school on the “penny dreadful.” Every time I read those words I think it would make a great wrestling name for a chick.

Talking with my niece about the Great Race that I’m running this weekend. Mav: Aunt Steph and I are running in a race on Sunday just like you did. Nevaeh: I ran 27 laps. How far is your race? Mav: 6 miles. Nevaeh: That’s long! Mav: Yeah Nevaeh: Maybe you should do a shorter one.

Dear Movie studios, just let me use iTMS to get my digital copies, so I can stop trying to use @uvvu which no one on earth can make work.

I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the USA on the House Party ticket. If elected, I’m gonna Project X the Whitehouse.