How do you explain to the other prisoners in Cell Block C that you’re doing life for baking? Teen faces life in prison over hash brownies A Texas teenager is facing five years to life in prison for allegedly baking and selling pot brownies.

Yeah… so like, will people stop trying to pretend that Man of Steel was a good movie now. Goyer’s remarks here pretty much explain everything about why I thought it was a crappy movie… it was written by a guy who doesn’t know what “good” means David Goyer’s Nasty Remarks On ‘Green Porn Star’ She-Hulk…

Well sure… But you know, both of them could use a boob job. https://www.facebook.com/chrismaverick/posts/10152510473776654

You know, given that I’m me, you’d think I’d post more comic book stuff but I never do. But I do like info graphics. And I like comics. And in the words of Wanz… THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! X-Men infographic

Up at 5am to make the world safe for democracy. Yawn.

Ok yes. I get that this is supposed to be an inspirational comic and all. Fine… Really… but the whole bearded man with a teddy bear telling a little girl “just trust me” feels WAAAAAAYYYYYYY creepy to me. https://www.facebook.com/chrismaverick/posts/10152503906251654

So resharing so I can talk about the conversation Stephanie and I are having. As was obvious from my previous post I contend that Kid Legendary there is trying to get laid. I don’t think he DID get laid. But I think Kid said “yes, this is my chance to impress the honeys behind me!”…

Ok, that was awesome… but i think my favorite part is the one older white lady on the cell phone. Everyone else either stopped to watch, or tried to quickly get through and out of the shot… But there’s the one lady who is all “goddamn slackers! get off the sidewalk! Get a job!” 3…

7-31-08 (Photo credit: chrismaverick) Help Wanted: I’m for looking henchmen to start my supervillain empire. I’ll need: • 4-6 bulky brawler dudes of below average intelligence who don’t mind being experimented on. • one smaller but scrappy brawler who is more intelligent and can serve as the leader. • A deranged…

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Honestly, I totally would have hung this sign up at high school graduation if I’d thought of it. errr… ummm… I mean, I am shocked! Shocked I say!!! The indecency of people! THAT’S RACIST! White Georgia Teens Celebrate Graduation With “N*gga We Made It” Signs (PHOTOS) In this case, a simple “Started From The…

You know. I’m seriously going to miss crazy Stephen when he takes the Letterman job. Colbert Follows In Amazon’s Crazy Patent Footsteps and Patents Patents Last week, we reported on the bizarre patent that Amazon was granted for photographing products against a white background. You might jump to condemn the actions of Amazon and the…

Parking Meter in Tokyo, Japan (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Biggest problem with the new computerized parking meters is being stuck behind two old people who can’t figure out how to use them.