there… cultural analysis of Chaucer is complete. Now its time to turn off my brain for a bit. Ooh! I have Celebrity Apprentice on DVR!

I really hope that writing a paper with all these quotes in Middle English doesn’t fuck up my spell check dictionary from here on out.

You know, as a great man once said… “mamasae mamasa mamakusa!”

What? No Gangam style? No Harlem Shake?

I’m in. I’m totally in. I’d make a great Dreadnought.

Attn Marriage Traditionalists: Actually the bible says between 1 man & as many women as he wants. if you wanna be a literalist get it right!

From an article I may be citing in the paper I’m working on: “men who respond to short term sexual desires are opt to have significantly higher rates of suicide, drug and alcohol addiction, mental disease, arrest and accidental death. These misdemeanors can all be avoided if one remains a virgin until marriage to gratify…

ummm… why won’t Quicken let me pay my car note? “Payment of 300.00 to Capital One is too far in the future. Would you like to continue sending other items?” I wonder if I can convince Capital One that I shouldn’t have to pay them because my computer says that it’s too far away.

ok, if you like the president or hate him… that was funny: RT: @whitehouse We must bring balance to the Force. http://t.co/sEQvo1KfQnMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Rape is the AntiHitler of the internet. Invoking Hitler stops any thread. Invoking rape gets you more responses than Justin Bieber.

Ok, having a BD-ROM drive so I can make my own digital copies of my blur ays is awesome. Fuck you, @uvvu. We’re done!

Hahahaha! (I guess I’m becoming one of those people who reshares funny photos.)

BWAHAHAHA!!! I wish I had come up with this one.