Sick of it?!?! Dammit, women should wear superhero capes all the time!!!

It appears someone who is not me has again won the powerball. Please write your congressman about this travesty of justice.

Dear WTAE News, ok, you have Arena Football. Great. Don’t patronize me by pretending “its the moment Pittsburgh has been waiting for”

Hmmm… How much do I have to pledge to rename it CobraLALALALALALALALA!!! http://t.co/4jhrexIsC4

Professor quote of the day: “But this is not the Orpheus story your grandfather used to drive.”

I wish I had the time (and talent) to be a one-man-gay-accapella-youtube-sensation! http://t.co/to9N3oAb02 – https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/312653011551911937Disney Princesses AFTER Ever AfterIn case you were wondering what happens after your Disney princesses live happily ever after, Jon Cozart, aka "Paint," has all the answers. And it's not pretty… although his singing is.

Who wants to go with me and purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka? – https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/312362409404817408

Dear Catholics. Unhappy with the new pope? Its time for a schism. Just proclaim me your new infallible being. I’ve never even raped a kid. – https://twitter.com/chrismaverick/status/312266929152860160

seriously… I’m the kinda person that sees something like this and it makes me WANT to touch the rotating part. Ok, I got problems.

You know, I’d kill to see a movie where Bubba says “Get off my plane!!!!”

If I ever have kids, I’m going to raise them as Odinists. One day I want to have a discussion like this: Mav Jr: What happens when we die, Daddy? Mav Sr: well son, you go to Hel, where you are tortured with the rest of the damned. Unless of course, you’re lucky enough to…

I kinda want to get this tattoo’d on my forehead.