ok… so the commercial on TV is for this home laser hair removal device. And the woman in the commercial says “its great, I can take a two week vacation to the Caribbean and not have to take a razor.” Ummm…. I’m kinda of the opinion that if you can afford a two week Caribbean…

Oh look, my @YinzCantPark submission is up. I hate people. http://t.co/YBXoNyMc8aThis is a rare submission from Shop ‘n Save. They…This is a rare submission from Shop ‘n Save. They don’t attract as many jagoffs as Whole Foods or Walmart, but they’re working on it. Submitted by Mav

huh… so I just passed a campus tour, and there was this girl in the back of the tour who was clearly a high school student… like 17ish, and she had a letter jacket on that was like “Carroltown Boys High School” so I assume it was her boyfriend’s… Do people still do that? I…

eh… I appreciate the idea of this but he’s sort of missing a couple vital points. One, the idea behind superhero outfits is fantasy. I will certainly grant that your average superheroine is overtly sexually designed (i use that as a theme in Hellcats all the time…. http://www.cosmichellcats.com/ cheap plug), but it’s a fantasy medium.…

ooh… cute… I love how the tree subtly changes. that really makes it for me.

“tomorrow is april 1st and I like an april fools joke as much as anyone, but I do not joke about the weather.” oh you wacky meteorologists!

Winter is coming! in 20 hours.

So… Like I was saying….

there. I just finished writing a 2 page paper with a 3 page bibliography. I am oddly proud of this.

truer words have never been spoken.

I just got (physical) mail from Century III Chevrolet. Their used car dept is in dire need of certain models of 2004-2007 Fords. If I happen to have one they’ll offer me THE FULL PRICE of the car new! The only adjustment is -20 to -50 cents per mile it was driven…. Ummm… 50 cents…

dear facebook spammer, I’m prettty sure that the hot, 19 year old, bisexual, bikini clad girl, who from the looks of your picture appears to be in hawaii and just created her facebook profile this week, that you claim to be DOESN’T actually want to join the Pittsburgh Indy Comic Society facebook group. Nice try…

Ok, Fun question for anyone who sees this. I’m working on a paper for class. In the movie American Pie (the first one, if you remember it). Do you think the characters of Heather and Oz end up having sex? If you happen to have the DVD handy, the relevant scenes are at 1:26:24-1:25:46 and…