Meanwhile, on the other side of town…http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57433184/fla-mom-gets-20-years-for-firing-warning-shots/

Guy at the Chinese restaurant just complimented my Kanji tattoos. Cool. Way better than him saying “why do you have DUMBASS on your arm?”

Wow oh wow oh wow… the KTLU research team is now being run by Richard, Sal and Captain Janks of the Howard Stern Show… Bababooey! Bababooey!!!!

You know, it never occurred to me that soldiers weren’t allowed to have whatever symbol their family wanted on their tombstone until Shelby Davis sent this to me today. I guess it’s cool that the military is now recognizing Odinists. However, as a lifelong follower of the All-father, I must say that if I am…

I was driving behind this guy for six blocks. Notice something missing? How did he not get pulled over? http://t.co/dlz2LjKiEUMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Whoa, watching Spring Breakers again. Is that @JeffJarrettTNA playing the preacher in the beginning? Yep, guess it is.

Why don’t people just cheat when they go on the Newlywed Game? You don’t need to know the questions. Just have a system: 1) if it’s a multiple choice question, always pick the one that’s first alphabetically 2) if it’s an age, always pick 16 3) if it’s any other number always pick 7 4)…

Wow. WebTV still existed?!?! Who knew? That one guy in Bumfuck, Iowa who still uses it is gonna be pissed they’re killing it. I hope H. Jameel Al Khafiz and my Wyse Terminal isn’t next.RIP, WebTV: Microsoft to shut down MSN TV on Sept. 30The interactive TV service began life in the mid-'90s as WebTV,…

looks like Lone Ranger will hit ~$50M. So they should make budget in 300 weeks or so. Can we stop pretending Depp is still a good actor now?

ouch Edward Snowden Seeks Asylum In Jets End Zone – ProFootballMock.com"They'll Never Find Me There," Says NSA Leaker Of Seldom-Used Scoring Area

I may have said this before. But I love that in a world where actors are all afraid of being typecast and always want to leave a role and “do something new and exciting,” Hugh Jackman is just like “fuck that shit, I’ll play Wolverine until the day I die. Wolverine 2? I’m in. Xmen…

My first thought here is “wow, Brazil soccer fans are fucked up!” but when you think about it, I bet if referee were to suddenly stab Troy Polomalu in the middle of Heinz Field, pretty much the exact same thing would happen. http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2013/07/06/soccer-referee-decapitated-brazil-stabbing-maranhao/2495199/Soccer referee decapitated after stabbing player to death in BrazilPolice say enraged spectators…

Today we celebrate a great day. A day when heroes like Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith, Randy Quaid and President Bill Paxton secured our intergalactic liberty with nothing but their planes, wits, skill and the power of System 7. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!