When cops break traffic laws I should be able to pull them over and write them a ticket

seriously… I don’t get how teenagers and twenty-somethings do college at all…. 1) If I were this frustrated 20 years ago, I totally would have given up and gone drinking by now (which I often did, and hence some of the problems I had when I was an undergrad). 2) I have a house. In…

Ok… now I just want to take my camera and walk the earth waiting for things to go horribly wrong….23 Photos Taken One Second Before Utter CatastropheStep one: Post the picture on Instagram. Step two: Call an ambulance.

Yay. I’m sorta kinda not useless! Sorta kinda…Why English Majors are the Hot New HiresAfter years of emphasis being put on math and engineering degrees, here's why English majors may be in high demand.

Now come on, if being the God of Thunder means you can’t “Tap Dat Ass” then really what’s the point of being the God of Thunder?One Ass To Rule Two GodsOne Ass To Rule Two Gods

Spent the day editing a photoshoot of Heather as Supergirl. See the rest here: https://t.co/AIy0iJPpae http://t.co/eGmUvNqzq8Mav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Because the people have demanded it! (I’m sure someone somewhere demanded it, dammit!) It’s Mav and Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary Part 14!!!! 10 points to whoever can correctly guess the mystery clues before Jameel!

Yay! 15 min weight loss plans! Fuck the gym! Fuck photoshop too! Just stand at the right angle! My favorite Garfield quote ever. I “did you know you could flex fat?” Well, here’s how to instructions For Men: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrew-dixon/weight-loss-secrets_b_3643898.html?ncid=wsc-dl-cards-readmore%3Dedlinkusaolp00000009 For Women: http://www.businessinsider.com.au/before-and-after-weight-loss-exposed-2013-8

And there would also be some obscure jokes about geek references that no one would get.If an author of a Computer Book wrote a Math TextbookClick to see the pic and write a comment…

And THIS is why Al Gore invented the internet!#roofbreakup (with tweets) · kyleayersA couple ran onto my roof and started fighting with each other, and eventually breaking up with each other. They didn't seem to care that a bunch of people were up there already. I live tweeted the breakup.

From my Feminism homework for tomorrow, the best line in an academic text I’ve ever read: “It’s hard to see the forest when you’re a tree.”

I just got today’s Groupon for “adult dance classes.” I’m guessing that doesn’t mean what it sounds like it means.

Seriously? This is controversial? Fashion model posts photoshopped picture if herself. Film at 11!Miranda Kerr Feels the Internet's Wrath for Posting Photoshopped Pic to InstagramVictoria's Secret model, mother, and wife to Hollywood star Orlando Bloom (for now… I'm still hopeful) Miranda Kerr landed in some seriously hot water wi

Heh. Ok. I may be guilty as charged on some of these (I can’t even read my own handwriting) but my grandparents grew up in the jazz age. I’m sure there was dirty dancing a plenty.13 Skills Your Grandparents Had That You Don'tBecause knowing the names of all Kardashians is NOT a skill. Based on…

Hahaha. Very cute. But why does no one ever do the actual dirty dancing from Dirty Dancing? They could have at least done Mickey& Sylvia. Now I want to see a wedding where the bridal dance is the lambada.WATCH: Bride & Her Husband Re-Enact Dirty Dancing Scene At Their Wedding Reception | The InsiderMeet Tara…