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by mav • August 24, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Revenge Gigolo. Hubby is cheating & you want revenge sex? Call me! All major credit cards accepted!

Ok, now which of my hunky male cousins wants to move to Vermont with me? http://t.co/PjRtOgM errr… uhh.. I mean… nevermind….

Woohoo! the Indians didn’t even pause their game during the quake. Cleveland rocks! http://t.co/ZxUQRJ0

Wow. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are apparently breaking up. This is like the end of Brangelina for us black people.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Solid. Solid as a Rock. Hmmm… Maverick and Simpson, kinda has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

Today’s Wistful Career Change Decision: Patron Saint of Sinners. Who’s laughing now, Billy Joel!?!

I love job recruiters. I just got email from one inviting me to apply for an open position in the company I currently work for. IN MY GROUP!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Olympic Curler. It’s the sport of kings, you know. Kings Dammit!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Frontiersman. Chris Maverick was a man. Was a big man, but the bear— uh, ok… maybe not.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Insurance Actuary. Nevermind, that sounds boring. I guess I’ll just pick rockstar.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Horror movie villain. I’m thinking like a cross between Freddy, Jason, Ghostface & Jaws. Mostly Jaws.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: C’ris M’averik:Martian Manhunter. I’m not even really a J’onn J’onzz fan. I just like the sound of it

People who stand and ride peoplemovers and escalators in airports are my least favorite people in the world. WALK YOU LAZY FUCKS!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Trophy Husband. Who wants to shower me with presents & give me a black card? I put out on Tuesdays.

Todays Favorite Headline: @rihanna photographed smoking suspected marijuana. Umm… she’s a 23 year old musician from Barbados. Suspected?!?