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11-11-08

Day 823 of 365 Again. I thought this would work out much better than it did. Oh well. I took this while driving down the highway, on my way out to the bar again tonight to see my friends perform. It’s basically become my tuesday night thing. Sadly my Tuesday night thing doesn’t excuse me…

11-10-08

Day 822 of 365 Again. Ow. The problem with wrestling is that I’m old. Oh so very old. I still enjoy it, otherwise I wouldn’t do it, but man am I sore the next day. Yesterday, I was in a Battle Royal and then I was in a tag team triple threat match. When I…

11-9-08

Day 821 of 365 Again. Note to all grocery store owners. Jelly is not Jam. Jam is a yummy fruit product that is full fo all of nature’s goodness and wonder. Jelly is a travesty. Please do not mix them together. Please do not think that because there are 100 jars of jelly on the…

11-8-08

Day 820 of 365 Again. I had a thought this evening. I’m always bitching about how the future should be here by now. Where the hell is my flying car? But then I started thinking about other future stuff that I don’t have yet. Like retinal scan locks on my front door. That would be…

11-7-08

Day 819 of 365 Again. Oh that’s right. I’m an artist. I used to draw stuff. Sometimes I forget. A coworker of mine asked me to design a cartoon logo for a side project of his some months ago. But I’ve been so busy with other stuff that I’ve never been able to get to…

11-4-08

Day 816 of 365 Again. Steph and I left for work early this morning so we could perform our civic duty. As per usual, I found a couple races that I wanted to throw my hat into. Remember. Whenever someone is running unopposed just assume I am running against them as a writein candidate. Vote…

11-2-08

Day 814 of 365 Again. It’s my anniversary. Ten years ago today, Steph and I started dating. She actually asked me out on Halloween though she swears up and down that she had no actual interest in me and was just using me for my DVD collection. Women are evil like that. Anyway, ten years…

10-31-08

Day 812 of 365 Again. So, way back in January, I filmed my second major Hollywood motion picture. And by filmed I mean, I got paid to basically sit around and do nothing while Kevin Smith made a movie around me. It was actually pretty neat. That movie came out today, so of course I…

10-30-08

Day 811 of 365 Again. Here’s the tough part of parties. Cleaning. In fact, the cleaning before the party is so much harder than the cleaning after. Steph and I have both been so busy lately that we’ve kind of neglected the house. And now we’re paying the price. At least I’m not waiting til…

10-22-08

Day 803 of 365 Again. Still working on my Halloween costume. Don’t you just love the way he drama is building? I thought so. I know it doesn’t look like much. hell, it acutally doesn’t look like anything. But trust me, it’s all part of the process and we’re well underway. This is going to…

10-20-08

Day 801 of 365 Again. Halloween is my favorite holiday. Every year I have a big party and spend months making an elaborate costume. Or at least usually. This year I didn’t plan ahead. I’ve just been too busy. I decided a few days ago that i was still going to have a party but…

10-18-08

Day 799 of 365 Again. Many years ago, when I was a young man, I decided to make a nice big list of things that I should do before I died. I’m about half-way through it, which is pretty good, but lately I’ve felt like I should be stepping it up a bit. Today, my…

10-2-08

Day 783 of 365 Again. Well, that was nice while it lasted. Summer is clearly over. Today I had to turn on the heat. There’s something truly sad about that. I guess the next step is winterizing my pool. I so don’t want to winterize the pool. I think I’m going to hold off for…

9-26-08

Day 777 of 365 Again. You know, you’d think that day 777 would be lucky. Not so much. Oh well. Today was the first presidential debate for this election. The presidential debates are like my favorite time of year. Sure, you don’t really learn anything interesting because if you’re paying attention you pretty much already…