Parents should be forced to get kids cellphones at age 5. Just to stop them yelling across the neighborhood to get their friends attention.

Apple, Apple, lama sabachthani?

Dear asshole trucker behind me:Its a traffic jam. The 537 people in front of us aren’t parked here just to goofoff. Lay off the fucking horn

Mission Complete! Good Job, Agent Maverick!Lead a team of heroes to keep New York safe from a mysterious threat and save the world from villains in the newest Facebook RPG.

Mission Complete! Good Job, Agent Maverick!Lead a team of heroes to keep New York safe from a mysterious threat and save the world from villains in the newest Facebook RPG.

Everytime I have a computer problem I think “Ughrar, the caveman who invented fire, should have been stoned as a witch!”

Today’s Bonus Career Change Decision: 140Character Rap Group with @megabee. We only perform on Twitter. Who else wants in?