Writing a paper for school on the “penny dreadful.” Every time I read those words I think it would make a great wrestling name for a chick.

Talking with my niece about the Great Race that I’m running this weekend. Mav: Aunt Steph and I are running in a race on Sunday just like you did. Nevaeh: I ran 27 laps. How far is your race? Mav: 6 miles. Nevaeh: That’s long! Mav: Yeah Nevaeh: Maybe you should do a shorter one.

Dear Movie studios, just let me use iTMS to get my digital copies, so I can stop trying to use @uvvu which no one on earth can make work.

I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the USA on the House Party ticket. If elected, I’m gonna Project X the Whitehouse.

Ok, I need a volunteer from my friends, family and loved ones to be TAKEN so I can use my particular set of skills to get you back. Anyone?

Oooh! I only have like 80 pages to read tonight. I feel like such a slacker.

Taken 2 actually kinda looks awful but the pure awesomeness of the first one will make it good right?

An Asian girl just walked by wearing a catholic school girl miniskirt and cowboy boots. In 2012 fashion was designed by Mav’s subconscious

why does the Viagra commercial have an old guy running? I’ve had erections before. Running is not what I want to do at that time.

seriously, which person in my fantasy league paid off Tony Romo to do everything he can to lose my fucking game for me?

anyone feeling particularly academic and want to proofread my paper that’s due next week?

Looking for new gym shoes? Just send me your facebook password so I can hack your account and post this to everyone’s wall you know so I can hack their accounts too and you can have this wonderful pair. Won’t that be great? http://www.healingfeet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sneakers-worn-holes.jpghttp://www.healingfeet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sneakers-worn-holes.jpg

the cross section of geek this appeals to id probably like 1%… and 99% of them probably read my facebook page.

4 weeks of grad classes down and I haven’t been drunk in class once. This beats my previous undergrad record by 3 weeks and 6 days.