Ok, I need volunteers. Who wants to read the first draft of my Watchmen term paper and give me feedback?

How did people write in the typewriter age? My thoughts are totally nonlinear. I hope around from paragraph to paragraph and page to page.

The biggest problem with writing a term paper on Watchmen is I’m tempted to put a SPOILERS warning on every page.

Oh yeah, Steph and I got married a few weeks ago. We probably should have mentioned that.

Today’s fortune cookie from YumWok (yes YumWok, dammit!): “Next time, order the shrimp.”

Postmodernism as defined by my wrestling buddy, @ARuttgaizer: So postmodernism is the formal term for “whatever”

So Plaxico Burress is trying out to come back to the Steelers today. I’m suddenly afraid he will somehow end up our quarterback.

I’m now writing a term paper analyzing The Watchmen as allegorical literature. Dear 17-year-old Mav. THIS is why you are going to college.

Heheheh… very cute…

Somehow, inexplicably, ugly horizontal stripes appear to be slimming on Casey Hampton.

I wonder if there’s a terrorist going “Dude! What the fuck?!? Not cool, dude!” http://t.co/Iz86dEiDTaliban Oops Reveals Mailing List IDsA Taliban spokesman revealed 400 Taliban followers in a public email.

Dear Interwebz, Twinkies are not going away. All this bankruptcy means is that Hostess will liquidate and sell all their brands to the highest bidder. I’m sure Nestle, Nabisco, Little Debbie, General Mills, PepsiCo, Proctor & Gamble, Disney and NewsCorp are making offers right now! I don’t even like Twinkies, but I hereby officially bid…

yep… that explains a lot.

Yep, that’s right. Three shoots posted in one weekend. Make sure you check out the other two as well. http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151269939600091.512997.378292245090&type=1 and http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151271464235091.513271.378292245090&type=1 Not sure when I’ll get around to posting more… back to school. Sigh…

I actially shot these a couple months ago, and never got around to sharing them til just now. Oops! Thanks to Melanie for waiting so long.