Thoughts you have while listening to iTunes & doing homework: Damn, Lauryn Hill had skills! Too bad she had to go all batshit crazy & stuff.

at the suggestion of @thwomp: from here on out, four ellipsis will be used to denote “dirty” meanings in text and tweets. “get it….”

hmmm… itunes has geniused tribe called quest into my gangsta rap mix. Not really appropriate, but I’m not complaining

I’ve been done with classes for 2 hours… why am I only just now starting to blast some gangsta rap?

“Lifetime” A brief screenplay by Chris Maverick FADE IN – INT. PITTSBURGH HOME – DAY On a typical Sunday morning, MAV walks into the dining room where STEPH is knitting and watching television. MAV What are you watching? STEPH A Lifetime movie starring Laura Prepon from “That 70s Show.” MAV Has she been raped yet?…

My favorite is the dude who discovers his superpowers.19 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Day Than YouHaving a bad day? Trust me, it's going to be OK.

steph just got a facebook message “Dear Stephanie and Mike, may god bless you with many happy years.” Who the fuck is Mike?

only one more week of classes left this semester and I haven’t been to one kegger yet. What the fuck? College sucks these days!

It’d be great if someday @HowardStern’s balls really caused an earthquake or something & the media would ignore it as a joke

Oh my god… facebook is so evil. I have to warn all my friends. Because I can’t have facebook dragging the earth into the sun before I realize my evil plan of destroying the sun!!!!

in honor of facebook’s new guidelines, I’m posting this notice. For every update I make, they owe me $20. Sure, there’s no legal basis for this, but just in case they don’t understand copyright law and they’re stupid enough to fall for the other notice, maybe they’ll be stupid enough for mine too.

Revised my Watchmen term paper into a second draft. Any takers to read it and give me feedback?

Heh… very cute…

ever have one of those days where you’re in your bedroom and something electronic is beeping every 5-10 min and you have no idea what it is?