The Newlywed Game definitely favors boring couples. “Riskiest place you’ve had sex?” “Over the covers.” And they matched. Really?!?!?

My PhD apps are officially complete. Its Miller Time! Well, Miller sucks. Its Yuengling Time. Or scotch time. I dunno. I’m getting a drink

Dear @flixster, @uvvu, @wbpictures, @DCComics: If you need to warn me my digital download is iTunes incompatible THAT’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM!

Stephanie: The end of football season is always so sad, don’t you think? Mav: This year?!? God No! Mercifully it’s over!

Why do I bother to shovel snow when only one other house on the block does it too. Is it really useful to have a path to next door?

Steph: “Brr… it’s chilly. I’m gonna snuggle under the covers. I’m getting a beer want one?” I don’t think she understands how beer works

Ok… Donte’ and Charles have already shared this. So i have to… So there you go people. When the world ends, you can tell everyone that you first heard it care of Affirmative Action. See, we were faces after all.

How long before @NBCnews tries to give @JennaBushHager & @ChelseaClinton a joint talk show? And then pretend its hard hitting news?

I enjoy a good apocalypse as much as the next guy. I’m looking forward to it. But the news having to explain its not tomorrow is just sad.

I am only 11min. into the movie “Bad Ass” with @officialDannyT. I officially need a “I am a Motherfucker” T-shirt.

Did a photoshoot with the Demon, Etrigan… I was feeling nice, so I let Helena Nichols be in it too… Let me know what you think.

I’d like to enact a law that if kids are on your lawn you get to execute one & put their head on a stake as a warning.

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