What? No Gangam style? No Harlem Shake?

I’m in. I’m totally in. I’d make a great Dreadnought.

Attn Marriage Traditionalists: Actually the bible says between 1 man & as many women as he wants. if you wanna be a literalist get it right!

From an article I may be citing in the paper I’m working on: “men who respond to short term sexual desires are opt to have significantly higher rates of suicide, drug and alcohol addiction, mental disease, arrest and accidental death. These misdemeanors can all be avoided if one remains a virgin until marriage to gratify…

ummm… why won’t Quicken let me pay my car note? “Payment of 300.00 to Capital One is too far in the future. Would you like to continue sending other items?” I wonder if I can convince Capital One that I shouldn’t have to pay them because my computer says that it’s too far away.

ok, if you like the president or hate him… that was funny: RT: @whitehouse We must bring balance to the Force. http://t.co/sEQvo1KfQnMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav

Rape is the AntiHitler of the internet. Invoking Hitler stops any thread. Invoking rape gets you more responses than Justin Bieber.

Ok, having a BD-ROM drive so I can make my own digital copies of my blur ays is awesome. Fuck you, @uvvu. We’re done!

Hahahaha! (I guess I’m becoming one of those people who reshares funny photos.)

BWAHAHAHA!!! I wish I had come up with this one.

Nice story… Definitely a classy thing when you’re down by 13 with seconds to go. Of course, if I’m on the kids team and the game was actually on the line, I might have punched him in the face.High school basketball player passes ball to mentally challenged player on the other teamHigh school basketball player…

Horsemeat or no, IKEA meatballs are fucking good. I’m at IKEA. I’m buying Glögg & furniture I can’t pronounce. I can handle a little horse

ok… so the news is interviewing this woman who is the mother of a kid with down’s syndrome and has started a company to create dolls that have a down syndrome look. Ok, that’s actually kinda nice and touching. But they introduced the story with the reporters saying, and I quote: “… and her 13…

You know…. some of the OLD Looney Tunes cartoons actually kinda came close to this.