Steph and I went to KFC… Apparently they are getting discount bags now…

I just officially accepted my offer to be a PhD student at IUP. May GodMC have mercy on my soul.

I don’t want an apology from @BradPaisley or @LLCoolJ for racism. I want an apology for the shitty song.

You know how I know I’m old? I find myself wishing that music groups wore tuxes again. Leo… and my name is Mav. http://t.co/PNrIWmSHFF

highway safety or postmodern art installation?

Quote of the week: Marijuana, it’s a gateway drug. Pot, Meth, Heroin, Gay! @StephenAtHome

Mikey, you may be a prophet.Michael D DunnI've said it before and I'll say it again…ladies of the fair skin if a black man compliments you on your ass shut the fuck up and smile. 😉

Ok, tonight’s Tosh.0 web redemption was awesome. Hey, did you remember ChikFliA was antigay? Well, just in case you didn’t make sure you watch the backgrounds starting like 2:35 in. http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/nf45j8/web-redemption—bk-chicken-fries

You know, I guess that’s basically true of all professional talking head politicians on both sides (Mike Huckabee and Eliot Spitzer, I’m looking in your general direction). But whatever, that’s an awesome way of putting it.

Hmmm, in response to my female superheroes thread from the other day. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/disney-princesses-as-avengers-are-appropriately-badassDisney Princesses As Avengers Are Appropriately BadassArtist Christopher Stoll 's "Princess Avengers" series features Disney ladies as superheroes, and it's pretty amazing.

ok… so the commercial on TV is for this home laser hair removal device. And the woman in the commercial says “its great, I can take a two week vacation to the Caribbean and not have to take a razor.” Ummm…. I’m kinda of the opinion that if you can afford a two week Caribbean…

Oh look, my @YinzCantPark submission is up. I hate people. http://t.co/YBXoNyMc8aThis is a rare submission from Shop ‘n Save. They…This is a rare submission from Shop ‘n Save. They don’t attract as many jagoffs as Whole Foods or Walmart, but they’re working on it. Submitted by Mav

huh… so I just passed a campus tour, and there was this girl in the back of the tour who was clearly a high school student… like 17ish, and she had a letter jacket on that was like “Carroltown Boys High School” so I assume it was her boyfriend’s… Do people still do that? I…