Whoa… you know, I’d totally read that comic!

Stephanie and I were thinking about having people over to play poker on next Tuesday. Anyone interested?

yay! silver linings!!!!

You know, when I look at this picture, I don’t think “powerful celebrities” I think “if they work together, these two could grow a full beard!”

Someone has too much free time!

Just got mail from AMC movie theaters advertising their new iphone app. This is an actual quote: “Plan potty breaks with RunPee. Click the RunPee button on any movie page and find the best times to go, so you don’t miss any crucial plot twists or action sequences. We’ll let you know what you missed,…

Yesterday, I used my iphone to record video of my 11 year old niece explaining to me that she is never going to wear makeup because it makes you look like a clown. It make take 4-5 years, but this is going to be the best joke ever!

So Stephanie is watching Dateline, and they were playing the taped confession of a murderer and he describes in graphic detail how he kill this woman by crushing her throat with his boot and how him and his accomplice carried her body to the trunk of a car and while they were doing it, her…

Bath&Bodyworks keeps sending me mail about their “BBW Sale Deals.” I wonder if they realize that means something different than they think.

Saw Man of Steel yesterday. I think my review could best be summed up as “Not as good as SuckerPunch.” Take it how you will.

Just got headhunter mail with the subject: “Very Hot And Urgent Requirement For UI Developer” Jobrecruiters are now officially porn peddlers

getting a friend request from an obviously fake Facebook profile: Funny. Randomly happening to ACTUALLY KNOW the real girl in the pic that the person claims to be: FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

So there’s this commercial airing now with SnoopDog sitting there smiling with a huge shit eating grin: “Snoop does this habitually.” and then he reaches down into a back of nuts and starts munching on them. Its an add for pistachios. “Snoop loves pistachios. So should you!” Who approved this?!?!? What ad exec for the…