
ouch Edward Snowden Seeks Asylum In Jets End Zone – ProFootballMock.com"They'll Never Find Me There," Says NSA Leaker Of Seldom-Used Scoring Area
I may have said this before. But I love that in a world where actors are all afraid of being typecast and always want to leave a role and “do something new and exciting,” Hugh Jackman is just like “fuck that shit, I’ll play Wolverine until the day I die. Wolverine 2? I’m in. Xmen…

My first thought here is “wow, Brazil soccer fans are fucked up!” but when you think about it, I bet if referee were to suddenly stab Troy Polomalu in the middle of Heinz Field, pretty much the exact same thing would happen. http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2013/07/06/soccer-referee-decapitated-brazil-stabbing-maranhao/2495199/Soccer referee decapitated after stabbing player to death in BrazilPolice say enraged spectators…
It’s 2013 and I CAN’T just stream stuff from my DVR at home to my iPad in a hotel room?!?! The future has failed us. #wheresmyflyingcar
Today we celebrate a great day. A day when heroes like Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith, Randy Quaid and President Bill Paxton secured our intergalactic liberty with nothing but their planes, wits, skill and the power of System 7. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
If elected president I will institute a mandatory curfew for all children under 12. At least on my street. #shutthefuckup #getoffmylawn
Having people over to my place for poker Wednesday night. Let me know of you’re interested.
Wow! The Just For Kids character browser on appleTV is awesome. I totally want to rent some kids just so I have a reason to use it.