Ooooh… Ahem, I hereby would like to announce the formation of my new “tutoring” service specializing in preparing nubile young women for SATs, GREs, MCATs, LSATs. Actually, we can totally help you pass any test… well except maybe a pregnancy one…Forget crosswords – having an ORGASM is more effective at giving the brain a workout,…

Some of you may start drooling now. *cough* Melissa *cough* Rebecca *cough* http://comicbook.com/blog/2013/08/06/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d-tom-hiddleston-has-spoken-to-joss-whedon-about-appearing/Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Tom Hiddleston Has Spoken to Joss Whedon About Appearing | Comicbook.comToday at the Television Critics Association upfronts for Great Performances: The Hollow Crown, a new BBC series in which he appears, Marvel’s The Avengers and Thor: The Dark World star…

Why do technology companies feel the need to advertise based primarilly on being cheaper than the competition (usually Apple). You don’t see commercials for the Kia going “and we’re half the price of a Corvette!!” You don’t see Bud light going “why waste your money on Cristal?” Even if you’re Coke or Pepsi or Tide…

you know your neighbors are too noisy when you’re trying to work & you load up http://t.co/GHVEhQxdnL & drive to see other houses right awayreaaltor.com

Photo shoot last week with a new model, Ariel. Did it out at the Point Park Fountain. And look, she’s like clothed and stuff, so I actually took pictures people can look at at work. How’d that happen?

I think I want to run for mayor. Apparently, first I need to be involved in an illicit sex scandal. Any volunteers?

And the final Fantastic Four member, Johnny Storm, The Human Torch. Mostly, I’ve been trying to use spot color only when it was really needed, mostly for magic effects, but I didn’t like how flames looked in white at all, and I think it really works for him. Also, I had initially intended to not…

so someone commented on one of my mermaid pics of Melanie on deviant art. They said something like “nice mermaid! Can you take another one where she’s poking her bellybutton with her finger?” and I thought “that’s odd” so I went to the guy’s page and he faves nothing but mermaid pics, and he goes…

sigh…. I wish I could say I were a better man than this.

thanks for the birthday wishes everyone… So that’s 39. It’s my understanding that now I get to start counting backwards.

What did I do on my birthday? Drew comics. Lame, huh? This is the Red Tornado (John Smith) as requested by John Muir. This was a fun one to figure out for a couple reasons. For one, his anatomy. In the comics, they basically draw him as completely humanoid. On the Young Justice cartoon they…

so it’s after midnight, I guess I’ll have a drink!

I think I’m about to lose total control of my facebook wall… yep… pretty much….

Hey, it’s late night, lets do a SEX survey!!! So talking with a friend of mine, she showed me a meme that claimed that “only 40% of women have tried anal, 20% have had a threesome and only 11.5% have had a same sex experience.” I mentioned that I often wonder about the validity of…