So there’s a little bit of a story behind this one. Once I did the Captain Marvel pic last week, I thought, “I have to do a Mary Marvel pic to go with this.” When I was doing the Captain Marvel pic, I decided I didn’t want to change up his costume. Captain Marvel should…

Happy Birthday to the bestest sweetie in the world, Stephanie Siler. Everyone go tell her she’s old!!!! Well, or say Happy Birthday. Your call.

Stephanie and I are watching something we DVR’d on Comedy Central at 3am. It has tons of phone sex hotline commercials. It’s 2013. Who uses phone sex hotlines? Is there really a market for people who have $3.99/minute to jack off but don’t have internet access?

I would have said “I’m a fucking bear.” just to have that extra little bit of punch.

I’m betting on Batman. Always bet on Batman.

Thanks to Link for the link (hahah, Link for the link… get it?!?! Yeah, ok… moving on) Laura, Rebecca, Helena, Katya, Christy, Dawn, Brittany, Amber, Heather, Heather, (I’d tag other people, but apparently facebook only lets me do 10): I guess you have a choice. Stop reading comics or grow a penis. Your call. Mark…

And another one. At the request of Andrew Stowell, it’s Captain Marvel, Billy Batson edition. Of course, I think this is the Captain Marvel he meant. There are 47 superheroes with that name, and for all I know, he meant the guy from the 60s who could split off his bodyparts… I am not drawing…

Yes. I get it @netflix. You have profiles now. Do you really need to email me the same spam 5 times in one day?

survey: I just referred to Betty White as a “media whore.” Steph insists she’s not. I say she is & nothing is wrong with that. Opinions?

I think it’d be awesome if the president gave a press conference saying “we’re not spying on American citizens. Except you, James Pez of Bismarck, ND. We’re watching you. We know what you’re doing.”

Wanted: One 5-piece funk band or progressive hiphop orchestra to follow me around and provide theme music. http://t.co/O3s98IQQYO

I do not know if FoxNews really did this or not. I do not care. I want to believe!!!!

What idiot at Apple/MS back in ’84 decided Cmd-W eould be “close window.” I just accidentally quit my browser with a typo for millionth time

So I’ve been saying forever that the archaic ideas of decency on broadcast airwaves weren’t long for this world and now the networks are agreeing with me. It’s just that it’s hard to watch Ice T get into a fight with a criminal on SVU and then say “darn it.” Hardcore grizzled cops just don’t…