I may have open spots in my fantasy football league (free). I think I need either 1 or 3 players. Anyone interested?

My friend Judy is looking for people to interview for her art project for Burning Man. She’d love everyone’s help. Go here for details: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Participatory-Art/493731414053132?ref=br_tfParticipatory ArtArt for the people, by the people, of the people

what the fuck? the punchline to the new samsung galaxy s4 commercial is someone shit in the bathroom? seriously?!?!? http://t.co/IlGewC40tW

New biz plan idea for @BestBuy. I’m willing to pay $1 everytime I walk in the store to guarantee that no employee ever tries to help me.

Keith Morrison on @datelinenbc always seems a little to excited to talk about murder cases “So many places to hide a body! MUHAHAHA!!!”

In defense of having weakling women on the screen (well, sorta) interesting read… Thanks, Meron.I hate Strong Female CharactersSherlock Holmes gets to be brilliant, solitary, abrasive, Bohemian, whimsical, brave, sad, manipulative, neurotic, vain, untidy, fastidious, artistic, courteous, rude, a polymath genius. Female characters get to be Strong.

I wonder 1)How many bestbuy employees tried to sell these 2)How many geeks went home & tried to buy them on amazon. http://t.co/hIVL3S8uzZArtist Pranks Best Buy Shoppers With a Fake Useless Plastic Black BoxShopping for electronics at Best Buy already feels like some kind of hidden camera prank, with staff who never want to help…

And this is why @toonseum is awesome… http://t.co/qxbWWXgw6K Don’t you wish you had a cartoon museum in your town?

And as the the latest advance in AI, we have created robots capable of rape! Sigh… Come on scientists, have we learned nothing from science fiction, do not teach robots to think. They’re better than us. Of course, since we’re already going that way, I for one welcome our new robotic overlords. I only humbly…

Come on people, everyone knows that you’re supposed to use the airplane bathroom for all mile high activity! http://t.co/fATMQDrG3sCouple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure SessionAUGUST 8–A couple who allegedly engaged in a series of “lewd, indecent, and obscene” sex acts on a plane bound for Las Vegas are facing federal criminal charges, The Smoking Gun has…