Remember the good old days. Men wore suits and fedoras. Women word evening gowns and heels and when they got hysterical it was a man’s job to slap them. All black people had jobs working as mammies or butlers. (“More biscuits, sir?”) And smoking cigarettes was good for you!14 Absurd Ads From Before We Knew…
Ok yeah. I’m going to have to do this to my cat.
In case you were wondering. : – ) is the right emoticon for smiley. : ) is wrong. : – ) gets you laid more! #SCIENCE! http://gizmodo.com/i-wrote-to-scott-e-fahlman-the-creator-of-the-smiley-1498979215Should Smilies Have Noses: The Great Emoticon DebateRecently, the dating website Zoosk conducted a study of 4,000 singles to see which online dating habits were the most conducive to…
I feel really bad for that 5 year old kid in kindergarten who has to do a report on animal sounds and he was unlucky enough to draw “fox” as his animal and the entire internet is now useless to him as a resource. And the kid next door who got “cow” is like “sucker!!!!”
Yes… I would go see this… Clearly I have problems… The funniest part is that I spent from 1 second in until 3 min when Jerome showed up saying to myself “I can’t wait to see Gaston” I probably wouldn’t have even bothered to rename him. I’d have just cast Ice Cube and said “yo,…
At 12:37am, 1/9/14 I had the proudest moment of my grad school career, when my textbook cited Charles Atlas. #TheInsultThatMadeAManOutOfMav
I get that reality tv is cheap, but how is Real World still on the air? Real World: Just like Big Brother, but you don’t win anything!
Yay science! You know if you really love your kids, then at birth you’ll have them bit by a spider while sitting in the middle of a cyclotron in a sandy desert in New York City while a gamma bomb goes off behind them. Don’t forget the vita rays.My ’70s Health-Nut Parents Didn’t Vaccinate Me.…
Now see… this is one of those times where the fanboy in me goes all nerdgasm and is like YES!!!! but the curmudgeonly old bastard in me who has see this happen a gazillion times with other believed series from my childhood says “Goddammit!!! Can’t you just let the dead rest in peace?” *Sigh* I…
Wow… my 1st class of the semester (tomorrow) is cancelled. This is the first snow day I’ve had in 20 years. Anyone wanna hang at the mall?
Wow…. ok, I guess I’m never painting again… #DisneyPrincesses #BetterArtThanMe http://t.co/AkYa9lPln0Beautiful Disney Princess oil paintings by Heather Theurer – GeekDrawIt’s amazing what you can find on Reddit, and nothing highlights this more than finding Heather Theurer’s gorgeous oils paintings of Disney Princesses over on /r/art. Check them out below. Artist Heather Theurer Official Site
This whole PhD thing would be a lot easier if I could just find some academic & behead them with my katana & absorb their degree #quickening
And now a musical break… Ummm… well… New comic is up… http://t.co/Ew8dmr24IcMy Time to be a StarBellatrix Joanna Miranda Huffington-Jones was the youngest child (and only daughter) amongst a wealthy family of 14 sons. While she’s a tom-boy at heart, she was raised in an environment where she was taught to behave in a perfectly…
So yesterday at New Years Dinner, Stephanie’s aunt let her know that the beans in the beans and franks were vegetarian but the franks weren’t. I’m not sure why she said this. Steph is not a vegetarian. And if she was, the hotdogs probably would have turned her off. But I am kinda excited to…
Oh my god, they killed Duckie. Err Rubber Duckie. Err… Something. Just saying exploding rubber ducks look kinda cool. http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-giant-rubber-duckie-explodes-in-taiwan-1493041884?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflowThe giant yellow Rubber Duckie has exploded in TaiwanThe giant rubber duckie that has been going around the globe for the past few months—bringing peace and joy to all of humanity—has exploded in Taiwan. RIP good…