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by mav • April 26, 2014 • 32 Comments

It’s fascinating seeing the same story with the same link posted by people on both sides of the debate. “Oh my god, this is wonderful!” or “see, now we’re all going to hell!” Gee…. guess which side I’m on.Married lesbian ‘throuple’ expecting first childHere come the brides! Three Massachusetts lesbians got hitched and are now expecting…

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by mav • April 26, 2014 • 0 Comments

Once upon a time, long ago, when I was but a poor college student… ummm… I mean the last time I was a poor college student… err… two times ago when I was a poor college student (ugh, what has my life become)… Anyway, once upon a time, I took a fiction writing workshop with…

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by mav • April 25, 2014 • 0 Comments

Why’d nothing cool ever happen at my high school? Any pedophiliact teachers we had did it behind closed doors. http://t.co/ykDUPt0wF9Teacher accused of giving student, 15, lap dance in class on…A middle school teacher in Texas is facing charges after police said she gave a lap dance to a 15-year-old student in front of the entire…

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by mav • April 24, 2014 • 120 Comments

Just because I have enjoyed the controversy over the dumb fan girls and coffee shirt and the amount of outrage it got… This is my friend (and self styled geek girl feminist) Amber Love’s take. It’s more or less in line with how I feel about it. (not exactly. But hey that’s the beauty of…

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by mav • April 23, 2014 • 5 Comments

Oooooh!!! Very cool. I wonder if I can get this as a poster.http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/d8/ec/c0/d8ecc07e906127bf0fd4623504b7eca8.jpg

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Mav and Jameel’s Facebook Pictionary

by mav • April 23, 2014 • 0 Comments

Ok, Mav and Jameel's Pictionary #2. This is a clue that I figure Jameel can get. But everyone else gets to guess until he does. 10 points to whoever can figure it out before he both sees the puzzle and figures out the answer. And go!

It's time for Mav and Jameel's Pictionary #3! Rules are the same as always. I spend 2 min drawing a clue. You get ten points if you can guess the puzzle before Jameel does.... The last one was pretty easy. This one is a little harder. But I don't think it's super hard. Time starts now... And go!

Ok, I got one... Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary #4. Ten points if you can guess it before Jameel. Timer starts now. This one is probably too easy.

Mav and Jameel's Facebook pictionary #5. I should totally be doing something useful with my day, but I'm just addicted to this. Ten points to whoever guesses before Jameel and the timer starts now. (i'm betting on Nikita Allanov snagging this one)

Ok, I swear I'm going to do some work now. Really I am... but in the meantime, it's Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary Part 6, ya'll! The sucky part is, that since I draw all of these, they all seem super easy and obvious to me. Someone else should do some so I can guess. Ten points to whoever guesses before Jameel.

It's been a few days... But I had 2 free minutes, so because you demanded it... It's Mav and Jameel Facebook Pictionary #7. The rules are simple. You get ten points if you can guess the meaning of the puzzle I drew in 2 minutes before Jameel does. Timer starts now.

It's Mav and Jameel's Facebook pictionary Part 8! (I spent almost 10 minutes on this one!!!) Some people (Steve Chai and Michael Strauss) have been getting my Pictionary clues too easily. So I decided to really make this one trickier. Or at least I think I did. And since H. Jameel Al Khafiz is on vacation and in theory checking FB less often, that should give a little bit of a longer time limit on this one. So here we are. 10 points to whoever can guess the puzzle before Jameel does. People might need to work together on this one. And I'm really curious as to what people think is going on. So show your work. :-)

Not a hoax. Not a dream. It's Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary part 9! Ten points to whoever can guess the mystery puzzle before Jameel. And the timer starts now! Have fun. I'm going to mow the lawn.

Ok, Michael Strauss complained that the last puzzle wasn't comic booky enough. Well this Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary #10, ya'll! With extra comic-booky goodness. Or maybe not. With meyou never can tell. MUHAHAHAHA!!! Ten points to whoever can guess it before Jameel.

Ok, it's been a few days, and the last one was hard, so this one is a little easier. It's Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary part 11!. 10 points to whoever can guess the answer before Jameel does.

It's Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary part 12! Ten points to whoever can figure out the puzzle before Jameel. The timer starts now!

Just because I haven't done one of these in months (last one was in June) it's Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary Part 13! Ten points to whoever can guess the answer to the mystery clue before Jameel does. Timer starts now!

Because the people have demanded it! (I'm sure someone somewhere demanded it, dammit!) It's Mav and Jameel's Facebook Pictionary Part 14!!!! 10 points to whoever can correctly guess the mystery clues before Jameel!

Ok... I'm bored so i decided to create a new game, Mav and H. Jameel Al Khafiz's Facebook Pictionary. Here's how it works. I spend 2 min or less drawing a puzzle based on a common phrase, but in the kinds of secret code that only weirdos like Jameel and me understand. You get ten points if you can guess the secret clue from the picture BEFORE Jameel gets around to checking facebook and manages to guess the phrase. And go!

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by mav • April 21, 2014 • 3 Comments

So basically your excuse for stealing someone else’s stuff is “hey, I’m willing to give my stuff away, so I should be able to take other people’s stuff.” Yeah… uh… fuck you guys… Hmmm… my comic and photography are both free on the internet. Can I take Ronnie Winter’s car?Band Responds to Copyright Controversy, Believes…

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Chris Maverick shared N.E. Geek Expo’s photo.

by mav • April 20, 2014 • 0 Comments

Honestly. Batman would have been way more of a dick than this.

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by mav • April 20, 2014 • 0 Comments

so my main problem with ads when watching TV on the web isn’t having to deal with commercials… it’s that there’s only 5 fucking commercials…. and since I have 3 ads breaks of 4 ads each per show, I necessarily see repeats… sometimes the same commercial repeats in a single ad block

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by mav • April 19, 2014 • 0 Comments

I do not understand this commercial, Stephanie and I just saw on TV. Yes… I will grant that I am not the target audience. Fine… But I have met women in my life… at least, you know, two or three… and my gut impression is that women on average don’t really want to associate their…

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by mav • April 19, 2014 • 0 Comments

Dear SAT, please replace the whole essay section with a simple “What is a paragraph?” question. -Love, 1st Year Comp teachers everywhere

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Chris Maverick shared Robert Downey Jr’s photo.

by mav • April 18, 2014 • 0 Comments

Always be yourself. Unless you can be Robert Downey Jr. Always be Robert Downey Jr. (Yes. I am a grown man and I have a thing for the Little Mermaid. I have issues if you hadn’t noticed.)

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by mav • April 17, 2014 • 0 Comments

Standing in line @KFC I’ve determined its impossible for me as a black man to not dance a little when JamesBrown music plays. #onthegoodfoot

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by mav • April 15, 2014 • 0 Comments

Who knows anything about Pittsburgh outdoor drinking laws? Like say Margaret Bashaar and I wanted to have a “picnic” (or just for instance a an adult kickball tournament) in a random Pittsburgh park, what do we have to do to not get arrested for having a keg there?

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by mav • April 14, 2014 • 0 Comments

Bonus points if he was having sex while making the graphic. RT: @garyvee: Did you know? http://t.co/jvSqggRczmMav (@chrismaverick) posted a photo on TwitterGet the whole picture – and other photos from Mav