what kind of fucking sadist schedules a 2 hour meeting at 3 on a Friday?

my iPhone just reminded me that 9 years later I’m still not over the LeftEye Lopes. Might have to listen to @rihanna next to dull the pain.

ok…. who guessed right on the “mysterious stranger”5-5-11 – Science Ninja Action Team: Cosmic Hellcats IXA humorous online comic about four alien catgirls and their adventures as they travel through space.

I want to run a company that has immorality contracts. Everyone must bang their receptionist, smoke weed at lunch & steal office supplies.

I feel cranky. I think I need a nap. Alternatively, I think I could be cheered up by watching cartoons or being given a boob to suck on.

New comic is up. I think this is probably Max’s best inks on a comic ever. Check it out.http://cosmichellcats.com/hellcats_announcements/2011/05/5-2-11.html

Ok, local news is on and they just spent 5 min reading the comments about Osama on their Facebook page. Really? That’s your best coverage?

If Obama has any style at all he should open press conf with the JayZ dirt off your shoulder move.

am I the only person who’s worried that killing Bin Laden basically ObiWanKenobis him to alQuaeda?

vegetarian restaurants should really be forced to have like one token chicken dish the way meat restaurants have a token tofu dish.