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by mav • June 3, 2011 • 0 Comments

Dear @giant_eagle, Please be advised blackpeople shop at your store. Kindly stock shampoo accordingly. Any with a Negro on the label will do

Huh… Jack Kevorkian died today of natural causes. The jokes are just too obvious to make.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Conductor on that Midnight Train. We only have 3 stops. Georgia, South Detroit and N! E! Wheeeerrrre!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. You know, at least for the year, til I meet my untimely end.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: MythBuster! For my first myth I have this theory on female orgasms. Who wants to be my test subject?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Auto Mechanic. aka shakedown artist. Am I bitter? Of course not.

I’m running a contest on my comic strip (www.cosmichellcats.com). Check it out and tell your friends. http://t.co/ZcNDICz

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: The New Oprah. The world has a vacuum. It needs to be filled. Who wants to be my first guest?

Hmm… its memorial day weekend. How’d that happen. Anyone want to come by for a BBQ/pool/hottub party? Which day would be best.

I need to get an MP3 playlist of 80s cartoon bands. Jem and the Holograms, The Misfits, Hero High, Cold Slither.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Reality Star. Now do I want to live on an island for 40 days or is it easier to just have 8 kids?

Todays Wistful Hobby Decision: Competitive Planker. Hobby, not career because I’d hate to lose my amateur status before the 2012 olympics.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Pinky Model. I don’t think I can make it as a hand model. But I can corner the market on pinkies.

you know there’s a recession when people read my wistful career change decisions and ask to work for me.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: That guy who does that thing in that place with the other thing? Yeah, him. That’s the one.