by mav • June 15, 2011 • 0 Comments

FuckingMotherFuckingMotherFuckers!!!! (this is the sound of me being pissed at my neighbors who decided to ram my brand new car)

I wish LeBron James would sign with either the Canucks or the Bruins in the next couple hours so I knew who to root against.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Mild Mannered Reporter. But not tights or anything. I’m bring dignity back to mild-mannered reporting

by mav • June 14, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Organ Grinder. Think about it. You get to sit outside, play music AND YOU GET A MONKEY!

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Hippie. Get me some weed, a tiedye shirt and a Grateful Dead album. Find me a tree and I’ll hug it!

I love how everyone assumes I’m rooting for Dallas because of my name. No, actually I’m just rooting AGAINST Labron. #NBA #mavs #cavs

Its nice outside. Anyone want to go fight a zombie apocalypse or something?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Congressman. I hear they get all the chicks. First step… who wants to start a twitter-sexting?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Desperado. When will I come to my senses? I’ve been out riding fences for so long now.

hint: If the KKK says “hey dudes… maybe chill out with the hate a little bit” you probably have some serious issues. http://huff.to/la85tM

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Leader of black militant rap group. now hiring: silent DJ, hype man(must have own clock) & five S1Ws

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Olympic Gold Medalist. Anyone have an idea for a sport I can win with no real skill?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Old Skool Breakdancer. I need some baggy pants, a painters cap, and a cardboard box. Gimme a beat!

looks like Steph & I are doing Vegas for our bday week (much cheaper than we were expecting). Let me know if you are possibly interested