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by mav • July 7, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Inspiring Teacher. Like in Stand and Deliver. But with a Joe Clark attitude & a Coolio soundtrack.

I love having a swimming pool at my house…

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Jason Statham. It’s like being an actor, but you get to make the same movie over and over again.

And with that, Casey Anthony effectively makes both twitter and facebook useless for the next two hours.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Contract Killer-I’m running a 2-for-1 Summer Discount. Just enter the offer code “fuckem” at checkout

Wow. Not only does the black guy have to die first in a horror movie, this one doesn’t even survive the trailer. http://t.co/9qhBQYg

Fun fact: at 50 min. The SuckerPunch soundtrack is exactly long enough to mow my lawn to.

Bwahahahahahahahahah!Eyewitness: Masked attacker

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Trophy Husband. I can spend money, get plastic surgery and fuck the pool girl with the best of them.

Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat? It’s just the dog in me.

Just passed a cop on the highway. He was talking on his cell with no hands on the wheel. I wish I could have got my phone out for a picture.

Comic book fans. Help me “Save Batgirl” Like this on facebook: http://t.co/TsWKuc1 (and read my blog about it here: http://t.co/d0jibSy)

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: TrafficJam Car-to-car salesman. I’m pretty sure a guy sitting in traffic for 60min will buy anything!

Starting the comic story that I’m doing by myself. Check it out and let me know what you think. http://t.co/JqirjWx

Just had a thought. When Matt Smith leaves Dr. Who, they should hire Dr Dre to be the 12th Doctor. With companions Skylar Grey and Eminem.