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by mav • August 10, 2011 • 0 Comments

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Dikembe Mutombo. Just because “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” is the greatest quote ever.

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision:Tried last night. Sat outside from 12-1am & not a single damn cow came by. Maybe harder than I thought

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: JetsetterMan! The superhero immune to jet lag. Oh god, just fucking kill me now… zzzzzzzzz…..

Palm sweat blackjack on a Saturday night. Except it’s Sunday, I’m a poker player and I will be back. Still, leaving Las Vegas today.

You know who doesn’t get enough play anymore? The Isley Brothers. What? No I’m not 60 years old. Fuck you! #damnimissgoodmusic

Today’s wistful career change decision: professional poker player. Starting 8 hours from now.

Its going to be so awesome when China starts slapping us around and puts us out on the streets to turn tricks for the rest of the G20.

Online User Test my boss sent me. Interesting design, and if you do the test you can win a $100 amazon gift card. http://t.co/giRRFDn

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: Sovereign Nation Loan Shark. I have a hot tip that there’s about to be a lot of money in that.

Thank you everyone for all the birthday wishes. I now regain control of my Facebook wall.

Todays Not-So-Wistful Life Reality: Another day older and deeper in debt.

Cowboys & Aliens was good, but it really needed to end with Nick Fury asking Jake to join the Avengers Initiative.

It is 10 to midnight. Why the hell are all the kids in my neighborhood still running around screaming outside?

Hey! If I shoot myself in the leg will the Steelers want me too?

Todays Wistful Career Change Decision: One Man Army Corps. Mostly for the stylish haircut.